Filed November 3, 2026

How to play Uncle Sold

Uncle Sold is the daily government auction guessing game. Every day, 5 case files come up from the cabinet. Each one is a real thing Uncle Sam sold at a public auction: a boat, a dump truck, an aircraft, a pallet of office chairs. You guess the winning bid. The closer you get, the farther the drawer flies, and your day is measured in feet of files.

5lots a day
700 ftperfect day
×2last lot
2 minabout

One file at a time

  1. Open today's file. A folder rises out of the drawer with a photo, what the lot is, which agency sold it, where it was and its condition.
  2. Set your bid on the price dial. It runs from $10 to $10,000,000 on a log scale, so a $400 Jeep and a $600,000 aircraft both fit. Drag the dial, or nudge it up or down by about 5% with the − and + buttons. On a computer the arrow keys and the mouse wheel nudge it too (Shift doubles or halves it), and Enter files your bid.
  3. File it. You get one bid per lot, and it can't be changed.
  4. The real winning bid is stamped across the screen, the drawer flies out, and you see how your guess compared with everyone else's.

A new file opens every day at midnight Eastern time. Everyone gets the same 5 lots.

The auction clock

Each lot has a 30-second clock that starts when the folder opens. It turns amber at 10 seconds and red at 5, and the auctioneer calls "going once" and "going twice" at the end. At zero the lot is sold at whatever the dial shows. If you never touched the dial, that counts as no bid: Misfiled, 0 feet. Moving the dial with a keyboard or a screen reader doubles the clock, for that lot and the rest of the day.

Feet of files

Each lot is worth up to 117 feet. What counts is how far off you were as a ratio, so guessing double the price scores the same as guessing half. Being close matters a lot more than being exact:

Feet for one lot (lots 1–4)
Your guessFeet
Within 2%117 ft
5% off115 ft
10% off112 ft
25% off101 ft
1.5× off81 ft
2× off52 ft
5× off7 ft
10× off1 ft

The headliner counts double

Lot 5 is the day's headliner. It counts ×2, so it's worth up to 233 feet. A perfect day is 700 feet.

Stamps

Every bid gets a stamp for how close it was. The same stamps make up your share line.

StampHow closeShare
Hammer PriceWithin 2%
AppraiserWithin 10%
Sharp BidderWithin 25%
Window ShopperWithin 2× either way
MisfiledFurther off than 2×

A Hammer Price gets the gavel. Your share line shows only stamps and feet, never prices, so posting it doesn't spoil the day for anyone.

Folder colors

The farther your drawer goes, the deeper into the cabinet you reach, and the folders coming out of it change color. A new color shows up at every 100 feet you've pulled today:

FolderFrom
Manila0 ft
Green100 ft
Blue200 ft
Red300 ft
REDACTED400 ft

Past 400 feet the files get strange. The office would rather not say more. Pull far enough and you'll find out.

The crowd

After each lot you see how your guess stacked up against every other clerk's (for example, "closer than 62% of clerks"), and at the end of the day where your total landed on everyone's curve. The chart appears once a lot has enough real bids to mean something. How we keep those numbers honest is on the methodology page.

Good to know

Open today's file